I am the latest model of the revolutionary new line of aquatic toasters!
Sentient and useful I will make all your toasting dreams come true!
Bring me to the beach!
The bathtub!
Wherever you go you can bring your delicious toast with you.


*Batteries not included*
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  • JoinedJune 16, 2018

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AnAquaticToaster AnAquaticToaster Aug 16, 2018 05:23PM
MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HOUSE COME INSIDE ITS an excuse to read my stuff. just do it. https://www.wattpad.com/story/158842328
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Day In The Life Of An Aquatic Toas...
um, SO! People seem to like soul crushing laments in the depressing nature of our very existence upon this en...
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