Daniel

Idk who this Y/N guy is but he's made quite the name for himself on here.

Shoutout to the guy who plays classic rock in the showers at my dorm. Keep rocking my guy.

"I don't really like the music that other people like, I only listen to like the classics like bohemian rhapsody by Queen. They have this other song, Don't Stop Me Now, it's so good but like it doesn't get the same attention as BR, you know? Did you know that the ice ice baby song stole the music from queen? like they sued the artist and everything" ~Every Single Theatre Middle School Girl At The Cast Party

[Tarthuul gives Rizz (about 8 by now) the ring from the Scientist after retiring from adventuring]
          Rizz: Dad, where did you get this?
          Tarthuul: Uhhh, a friend of mine gave it to me.
          Rizz: Which one? 
          Tarthuul: Oh uhh you don't know him, he's not here.
          Rizz: Is he dead?
          Tarthuul: Uhhhh, I meann-
          Rizz: He's Dead. Was he actually your friend?
          Tarthuul: Welllll, I meann-
          Rizz: He wasn't. Did you kill him?
          Tarthuul: What the fuuu- heck? When did you get all smart?
          Rizz: I dunno.
          Tarthuul: Don't tell your mom.
          Rizz: Do I get to keep it?
          Tarthuul: Of course.
          Rizz: You got yourself a deal, Mister!
          [Rizz puts the ring in her pocket and skips away]

Wattpad is where I go to write the tweets I'm too embarrassed to put on Twitter

Day 583 of being a minion... feelin' kinda cute, might hop in the jacuzzi with a fire hydrant later.

What can I sayyyy except you're... gonna have moana stuck inside your head for 2 days now

Maybe I'll become a professional... padder? Watter? Wattpadder?
          Maybe I'll become a professional "quirky girl"