So. if you've gotten to this account, you probably have discovered that it's not...well, these are the stories I couldn't put anywhere else with my face on it, but still wanted to share with the world for others to enjoy. THIS IS AN NSFW PROFILE. 

And I apologize.

If you have an NSFW moment you want me to write for you, pm me and I'll see if I can get it done.

I write serious lemons, and I write crack ships. Those are the best things you'll ever write, I promise, crack ships are the best.

I'm starting out small. A Vore book. And I apologize to all of you who don't understand how Vore could possibly be arousing...I...don't know why it is either, but...you like what you like, right?

Yeah. I'll shut up now.