"You're addicted to fanfiction"

Well......You're not wrong

HELLO ALL YOU SMOL TURTLES!!! My name's Bill, but you can call me your new Lord and master for all of eternity! No it's not, I just want to be Bill Cipher. The name's Ruah but my friends call me Dipper. Yes, they actually do, it started as a joke three years ago when I was 13 bc I looked like Dipper from Gravity Falls, and now it's just a thing

 I am seventeen and a prodigy at Princeton College....that's a reference to Hamilton if you didn't catch it. I did skip.a grade though!

I attempt to make my stories as creative as possible, and I try to update as much as possible, that's why I barely have anything published. I'm sorry I'm busy with school and shipping founding fathers!

So yeah, my account is pretty much a bunch of potatoes and chicken nuggets individually getting dunked in red wine that is held in a skull shaped wine glass.

Additional Info
Birthday is November 5
They/Them
Pansexual... I make out with pans
Single Pringle for life
Cherishes every follower and every person who read my stories