Hello, fellow Watt Pad readers. As you could probably tell, I love Elvis Presley even though he was a fat ahh man in the end parts of his life. I will be putting the most cracked-out things said in my friend group into quotes in stories or a blog, if you will. If you are younger than, let's say,12, move on, pal. If you're 14 and older, you're welcome to stay and read. Bye, fellow readers.