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hey thanks for following me... why though?

 OMGG.... U GUYSSSS.... IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!!! IM MAKING A COME BACK ⁉️⁉️ NEW CHAPTERS ARE GONNA DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOTTT 
          
          sike no im not I don't know why ppl r following me but hello 

o grate fish lord, o conqueror of the seas, i humbly thus call for thine awakening of thine heavy slumber

OMG THE NEW COVER FOR GHE its literally so funny 

nobody's gonna see this (it's for future me yaaay) but im fcking sad
          Uhh so I went on here for nostalgia aight
          Mmmmm more than half of the books I read when I first got in the fandom are gone so here's a list to remember them by hahahaha
          1. Not close enough - by markai cat : Russia yandere hahaha and america uwu soft boy
          But seriously I miss that book
          
          All of their books - Callmecapri I think rip 
          I think my favorite was the one where america and russia are stuck in like a fever dream?? Or coma and they're in the same dream?
          
          Uhhh forgot the name since it got taken down but it's by "ima weirdo" pretty sure it's russia being angsty while falling for america who then gets a boyfriend (netherlands) and then dumps him or gets dumped because his eyes look wack
          Also Russia used to be the ussr so that was a pog headcanon
          
          Black coffee - mystyrysavior mystery msyeyry MYSTERYSAVIOR I DON'T KNOW
          2 endings pog
          The one scene I remember is where america offers to sneak in cream and sugar into Russia's black coffee for free
          
          Prove me wrong - im sorry I forgot the name but you're in a relationship with msytsuy savior I think
          I didn't finish it but I made friends here in the Boland cult
          
          All of pumpkinluvs books - I think specifically the one where Russia took over the war 
          -america and Russia lost their memories
          -germany gave Russia audio of America...pleasuring himself
          -america and Russia go into a war and Russia is shot
          -the whole timeline is FRICKING REPEAATING RUSSIAS SON FOLLOWS IN HIS FOOTSTEPS
          -o sovbrit
          
          Roommates - secondacc
          The writing's just yes I love enemies to lovers sue me
          
          Honorable mention
          Unwilling suicide - xxxkosmos
          America x ground 
          America jumps into a portal when trying to get mcdonalds
          Russia plays Minecraft irl by making a wooden sword
          I mistake Scotland for a pirate
          Also im sorry bro americans don't say "man or whatever tf I said
          SEA HORSEY
          
          
          

The thing behind your pfp is majestic

Henlo henlo prepare for r e v a n g e
          You shalt not understand the way you have fishing net who have a burning desire to slaughter you in the face and face was power in a tutu that is beautiful and I can relate that you are a good thing and the sky was blurry but you are noice (this message was also brought to you by random keyboard spamming but the result alarms me and I will end this here now) 
          
          

why are most of the messages here about me taking a break-

E x c u s e m e ? 
          
          G H E s e e m s t o h a v e d i s a p p e a r e d , l e t m e s p e a k t o y o u r m a n a g e r