DISCLAIMER: The girl in the pic is not me but Kaya Scodelario, MY BABE. I also apologize beforehand because I have terrible habits, I curse a lot xoxo

Snort. You'd think I'd know how to introduce myself because I write stories, but nooo. I'm just a cynical bitch from planet uranus looking for a whore to mate with. 

Honestly, you can call me Ana but you can also call me Porn Chop. Guess which I like better, it's not that difficult. 

I'm 17 and from the Philippines! 
Accomplishments include:
Listening to Unsteady by X Ambassadors a trillion times
Seriously, Me Before You is SAD :( Watch it 


MABUUUHAAAAAAYYYY!!!

P.S.

all my works are works in progress. subject to criticism. don't be shy. criticize so I can learn. Thanks!