Mak

Can someone PLEASE write a Supernatural X The Good Place crossover? The idea popped into my head and I’m extremely confused why nobody seems to have done it before? Dean’s died plenty of times, after all, and he’d fit pretty well into the main characters’ group. If any of you actually do this (I still plan to at some point though) please link it to me here or message me with a link. Here are some prompts to start off with I guess, if you find this idea cool:
          
          “Dean Winchester woke up after getting ripped apart by hellhounds, completely expecting to be surrounding by chains, fire, and the screams of other eternally damned souls. What he did NOT expect, was to open his eyes to the bright green lettering of ‘Welcome! Everything is fine’ in a tan waiting room outside of what looked suspiciously like a principal’s office. There were even plants in the corners, and a weird sculpture.”
          
          “This was nowhere near even being CLOSE to the other times he’d died. Dean Winchester was baffled. Instead of finding himself in a place formed by his greatest memory or on the rack in Hell, he was called in to an office by a grey-haired man in a dorky suit, and then told Heaven and Hell didn’t exist; which he sure knew wasn’t true, he’d been to both. Instead, he was told, there was a Good Place and a Bad Place, and he’d ended up in the good one. That was believable, he supposed, he did help to stop the apocalypse and save people from monsters.”

So I started rewatching old Henry Danger episodes and I actually really love the show again? It’s like Danny Phantom, it may be a kids show but it’s actually pretty good. (Sidenote: just realized the title similarity, part real name superhero name)
          
          And I did some math...
          
          As of Season 4, Episode 19, where Henry, Ray, And Schwoz are running up the stairs to try and be on “Maykew A Meal!” up in Junk N Stuff, Henry Hart can seemingly run a maximum of like 9 mph. I’d give some leeway and say 7.5 mph since they took breaks but...
          
          Henry and Ray ran up 194 flights of stairs (50 flights is around a single mile walked/run/whatever) in a matter of probably 25-30 minutes during the show (in universe, not the episode itself). Basically, 3.88 miles in 30 minutes. With breaks of course, and my math is probably extremely wonky. But basically, those are some pretty impressive speeds. Even if the show was an hour long, they still traveled almost 4 miles within 25-30 minutes, giving him like a 6-8 minute mile time. What in the world. Like, typical marathon runners will run at 8.8 mph. 
          
          Henry. Henry what are you doing to have that good of cardio. When do you go out and run besides when out as Kid Danger. He’s shown sitting around whenever he’s not going out as Captain Man’s sidekick... when does he train??? Does he have to?? Was “super fast reflexes” not his only power?

So I was watching the mid-credit scene again for FFH on Instagram and I thought, if I were to speak to the guy in universe (not Jonah, he’s not even viewed as a COMPLETELY credible source in universe anyway):
          
          If it’s... a “shocking” video on a “controversial” news site... it‘s probably not real... and the pauses are just about as bad as those in this comment. I mean, seriously. The audio is off... he’s just standing there in the video, why would he be out of breath from that, why would you be able to hear the AI in the video if it’s basically only in his ear and you see he’s got one hand up to, by deduction, probably press an earpiece, (that’s not even EDITH’s voice if I remember correctly) it’s ONE website and completely uncorroborated, it disses the “savior of the universe” who is being honored worldwide and calls this random rookie who JUST appeared acting as if he actually saved anybody but he was carelessly knocking over buildings... if he got killed by drones how did do you explain away the beginning of the video... literally anyone could make a video on it and disprove it. “Debunk” it in seconds. If anyone watching this news broadcast has a single ounce of common sense in their body, they really shouldn’t believe it. For crying out loud, The drone sounds are edited in and sound like some sort of laser weapon from Star Wars. They either shot bullets or at least sounded a lot different??
          
          MJ is smart... the next one should start with her posting a “rebuttal video” and making points like that. Listing those things and also: “I know Peter. He can barely do a couple push-ups and stay on his feet at school... let alone do flips and wreak havoc in Europe like ‘Mysterio’ claims. Plus, why would Spider-Man be a teen? In fact, I was there. I was the one who found one of the holographic projectors Mr. Beck was using to fake the appearance of “The Elementals” and had Peter contact Director Fury, whom he had contact with because of his Stark Internship.”

Spoilers for Spider-Man: Far From Home includes, so skip if you don’t want to have the movie spoiled.
          
          Guys, don’t worry about the mid-credit scene too much. In the comics, whenever his identity gets out it always gets covered back up relatively easily or with some sort of mystical solution. Personally, I feel like a Skrull will pretend to be Peter Parker and another will be Nick Fury and Peter can be there as Spider-Man and at a conference:
          
          Talos (as Fury): So, we’re here today to discuss the events with Mysterio in Europe. As you can see, we’ve brought both Peter Parker,
          
          A Skrull (as Peter): *waves shyly, cuz they’re pretending to be Peter*
          
          Talos (as Fury): And Spider-Man,
          
          Peter (as Spider-Man): Hey everybody. *also waving awkwardly*
          
          Talos (as Fury): And we are here to explain the situation. Mysterio, or Quentin Beck, along with a team of scientists, was using drones stolen from a Stark Tech security program and holographic technology he created to invent the “Elementals” and cause damage in order to make himself, “Mysterio”, look like a hero and try to be the next Iron Man. He even, after getting himself killed by his own hacked drones, had an associate piece together the video you saw. The clip in question, of Spider-Man ordering the drones to execute, was taken out of context and actually him ordering the program, EDITH, to cancel the drones and send them back to space. Peter Parker is simply a boy who worked as Tony Stark’s personal intern, and was on a school trip helping out with a few technological aspects during the mission. As you can obviously see, they are not the same person.
          
          Reporters, shouting questions over each other: How do we know that’s actually Spider-Man? It could just be someone in the suit!
          
          Skrull (as Peter): Uhhh, why don’t you...
          
          Peter (as Spider-Man), from the ceiling: Why’d you guys think I was a teenager? *dropping back to the floor* Or a TERRORIST? Why would you think Tony would SACRIFICE himself and end up being one??

I just thought of something. (I haven’t seen FFH yet so please don’t spoil it)
          
          I’ve been imagining that Mysterio isn’t actually from another universe or using magic and he’s just trying to dupe people into thinking he’s a superhero while causing the chaos or problems that are happening (as Mysterio usually does in the comics) but... what if he IS actually from another universe, and is still not actually magic, a superhero, and still is all those things, but since he says Peter is from Earth-616... 
          
          What if the Marvel comics exist in this Mysterio’s universe and just don’t include Mysterio or this is just some guy with special effects skills PRETENDING to be Quentin Beck/Mysterio?? Imagine:
          
          Peter, after that clip where Quentin introduces himself:  My name is Peter Parker, by the way.
          
          Mysterio:  I know.
          
          Peter: 
          
          Mysterio, internally panicking and realizing his mistake:  I MEAN— Nice to meet you.