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Stories by AncientSodaLamp
Solid Metallic
Sex and Violence
Shit gets fucking clitorally insane when Tina the Tuna Heaux wants to become thicc, join thi...
Short Stories n' Stuff
God will make a fool out of you and you're gonna deal with it little bitch slut
How To Land A Hit
Songstress bitches are the most divine bitches in the chicken coop :-)