Hi, I'm AncientSodaLamp and I love long walks on the beach, fried chicken and big dicks. I like just writing random shit so that's probably what you're gonna find here, and maybe follow me if you're into that random shit because I want to get on here more. I haven't really been active for a solid 3 months and I want to do some stuff.
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Stories by Amberrosia181
Short Stories n' Stuff
God will make a fool out of you and you're gonna deal with it little bitch slut
How To Land A Hit
Songstress bitches are the most divine bitches in the chicken coop :-)
Solid Metallic
Sex and Violence
Shit gets fucking clitorally insane when Tina the Tuna Heaux wants to become thicc, join thi...