Rules for dating my only sister and my dad's unica hija!
1. Get a job! A good one. Make sure it's a decent one.
2. Understand I don't like you and our dad doesn't like you. Not now! Not ever! Understood? Good!
3. I'm everywhere! Our dad's everywhere! That's why I'm here. I'm the family's eye.
4. You hurt her, I hurt you! Clear?
5. If you'll take her out on a date, be home 30 mins. early!
6. Get a lawyer.
7. If you lie to me, or any boys in the family, I assure you man, I will find out.
8. She's our princess. Not your conquest.
9. I don't mind going back to jail.
10. Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.