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Help me and my friend just made a bet that if she can't get a man (a date with either a second one or the intent of a relationship) by August 15 she owes me a dildo 

Help I have a UTI and I have no idea how. I'm so fucking scared cause I'm gonna have to talk ab it with my parents cause the stupid doctor called them ab it first (even tho I'm literally 18) and I know there's no reason to be scared but I just am and hhhhhh this isn't fun

I just had to explain time and relativity to my mom what. And she understood it better than when my older brother tried explaining??? Damn, I should be a teacher

Am I allergic to weed? Ya know, cause it's a plant-

Oh my gosh it's 4/20

my birthday is in less than a month - I'm not ready to be an adult

if you want an idea of what my mind currently sounds like I recommend listening to Gasolina, Mario Kart music, and the acapella version of the rottmnt theme that the voice actors sang at the same time. And maybe like also a Lovejoy or Cavetown song thrown in there as well.
          
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Hang on,, it's illegal for a minor to work a 9 hour shift alone with no scheduled breaks, right? Well fuck-

you're doing great so far, i'm very proud of the progress you've been making and i want you to know that you're incredible and strong and brave and i miss you a lot sometimes but i'm still very proud of you for making it this far <3

Well, I made it to 2022, now what?
          
          School just started back up and oh shit mom's getting worse though she says she's gonna "try to not impulsively react and try not to jump to conclusions so quickly and try not to be rude and insensitive etcetera etcetera". Yeah no, it's been well over a month since she said that and I can't even COUNT the amount of times she's yelled at me for being rude or having attitude when I was either trying to help or when I was literally doing nothing.
          
          Oh, plus, she literally called me fat in front of me and my sister (I love my sister so much, and I value her opinion but she's a doormat so she's useless to talk to cause she can't give good advice) and then threatened to take me to a dietician when she knows that 1) it's really hard for anyone in our family to lose weight 2) even though I want to lose weight it's even harder for me cause I have SO MANY allergies and heath restrictions 3) I don't like doctors, or anyone in a healthcare field, so matter how well they do their job. She very well knows I'm scared of them so either she's ignoring that OR she's making herself blind to obvious facts that are right in front of her (both are very believable options)
          
          Haha, I'm screwed. I know they all love me, so I can't bring myself to say or do anything. I'd rather them hurt me then me to hurt them. Still, I'm praying that this will end soon, one way or another