Did I bawl my eyes out for a good portion of the new Spiderman movie? Yes, yes I did. Both times I saw it. More so the first time than the second. But I have come to the realization that I have a parasocial relationship with Spiderman. Not Tom Holland, not Andrew Garfield, not Toby Maguire. Just SPIDERMAN as a whole. That is MY superhero, always has been and always will be. If anything happens to my boy, I will not hesitate to throw hands!