@Angelisses
He said my memes are terrible
So I’ve gotta wait and he will show me in person but I have no idea what calibre of meme to expect
I asked him to send me some memes he thought were funny and he says they’re too hardcore for me :’(
I suck at mime until it's time to show just how big my character's boobies are supposed to be
Naughty naughty little cockroach seeking the warmth of cleavage (it's me, I'm the cockroach)
Is the idea of a vampire with iron deficiency too should or not? I just dreamed it
Bro where is my crazy, throat-grabbing, long-haired, tomboy, feminine, thick-thighed, bad girl princess
IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME IF A VAMPIRE WOMAN HAD TO COME AND PUT ME IN MY PLACE OMG LIKE MAYBE CHOKING ME OUT AND THEN REVIVING ME BY BREATHING INTO MY MOUTH
When you say you think of me I want to apologise that I’m taking up any space in your mind at all
Finally publishing more stories. Me, being active on Wattpad... Imagine
https://www.wattpad.com/story/315967169-enlightenment-in-a-fruit-juicer
I feel like I've been thrown away
I'm scared of not being as special to someone as they are to me. Also it's 3am. I really want a hug
I had a weird dream last night and I actually remember it! There was this guy in my driveway raving to me about this other world. He said he was at church (?) when he saw an apparition of these men with pies for heads sitting on the pews. They were eating their own faces and crumbs were falling onto their laps, and he was very disturbed. Traumatised, even, that he'd seen into this other dimension. He was afraid of what it meant for humanity, in fact.
But that's not even the end of it. He went to this Korean restaurant, he said, to help out in the kitchen, but he kept seeing things from the other dimension. I don't remember what they were, but he woke up very dehydrated and felt like "a car had driven down his throat". His words, not mine. AND I SWEAR, I couldn't stop making fun of him, because I thought it sounded like a car from the other dimension had driven down his throat, and I didn't know how he was still alive in that case.
AND THEN, this evil dog called Kalypso (yes, with a K) came out of the other dimension and threatened to kill him because he knew too much...
I only wish I could remember more. It might make a good short story...