You remember Rainbow Brite, from the '80s?

If I could have her hair, I would. When my husband and I were early in our marriage and I'd just gotten a favorite haircut, my grandmother yanked him aside and stage-whispered: "Is she trying to look like Raggedy Ann?!?". True story.

I'm a slave to allegory, and philosophy, and stark prose. 

And just a warning: you will see God in my stories, but not always by fire or smoke. 

Sometimes he's just a pair of red Converse. 

Also, I don't know much about this wattpad place. but when I finally called myself a writer on Facebook, over 40 of my friends agreed, I think, or at least they all took on the term "fan" within five minutes.

*scuffs dirt, sticks out tongue*. 

Hey, it's TRUE...yeah, I can prove it: http://www.facebook.com/theactsproject. 

"Friend", "Follow", whatever, if one of my stories makes you want to, b/c then I'll be more inclined to figger out this whole wattpad thing :).