RavenclawDemigod

FROM THE EARTH I RISE AND TO THE EARTH I ONE DAY WILL RETURN what's up mothershuckers, my name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall and I am here today to introduce you to: Corn. Corn is an North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It’s also called maze because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects include: Choking. I guess.
          	Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn.
          	AAAAAAAAAAAH