I'm a great person trapped in a freak's body, or is it the other way around, huhuhe.
Fuck it, . Insert inspirational quotes here:

"Remember, there are always exceptions." -Angus Thompson.
"Life is tough, I am tougher."- gorsecliff
I like Big Butts. 
Some people say I have a dirty mind, I say I have a sexy imagination.
People think I'm too honest, they don't know the real me.
Reptilian shape-shifters are real, there is two of them in our class. 

What I like in girls:  because you know, wattpad is definitely a dating website or some shit.

(Dis)Honestly I am not very judgemental, no bragging but I've gone out with all different types, skinny, chubby, cute, not so cute, big, small, blonde, brunette, black haired, heck I'd even go out with a black chick! If this is racist I'm sorry, But in all seriousness I like my girls to be comfortable in their bodies, normally I like girls who are shorter than me and I like a little more meat on the bone if you know what I'm saying. 

Also, girls, just in case you were wondering, I'm taken, sox.

I don't hate my life, I just wish I didn't have to deal with other people's lives, too much work. This makes me sound selfish, durr. 
Say hello to Lani, the opposite me! In my book lonesomeness.

There are always exceptions, that phrase just works for everything,
There are always exceptions.
 I might as well write that after everything I say on my profile.
Classy
Likes sassy
Girls with Assy
Gonna get massy!
Ew lol
Add me on Skype!
Angus Thompson
Piggies-alternate (goofiest skype name)