AnimalLover5006
Totally didn't spend an hour looking at/responding to comments cause I ain't been here in months lol
AnimalLover5006
AnimalLover5006
For the one person who might be slightly interested, I haven't abandoned 'What am I to you?' I am currently writing another chapter and I'm nearly half way through it so it'll be out at some point soon!
AnimalLover5006
Love how Wattpad tells you to adjust your volume before an ad like y'all know I'm reading in the middle of the night
dead_leaf_in_winter
Hey, thanks for the follow. Hope you enjoy your week.
AnimalLover5006
I'm nine away from 50 (not that big of a deal to most people but still) omg either ppl like my literature or just my comments either way, thx y'all!! Have a great rest of your 24 hours
imgoinginsaneomfl
I want dick anyways can you tell me who tf is in your PFP
AnimalLover5006
@meow09854 Okay, ok fair enough but the ppl in my pfp are from that (btw it's fanart) hope that answers your question
imgoinginsaneomfl
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@meow09854 nope I think I saw this once on my recommendation and it was ab some space things monsters and shit like that don't remember but the answer is no
AnimalLover5006
Me trying to remember who I adopted on here:
:/ *Windows error*
Uuuuuuh
Idk what to do now
Ah what the heck,
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE MY ADOPTED CHILD
eh maybe that'll work¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AnimalLover5006
Wow 30 followers, that's further than I thought I'd get lol thx
AnimalLover5006
Here's part two same things apply as my previous announcement so go read that first plz
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Where'd my dick go?
(Where'd my dick go?)
Where'd my dick go?
(Where'd my dick go?)
Where'd my dick, where'd my dick, where'd my dick, where'd my dick, dick go? x2
When I'm screeching,
Well I know I'm gonna screech,
I'm gonna screech and then I'm likely gonna shout
When I stop,
Well I know I'm gonna see,
I'm gonna see some... Oh my god! It's my dick!
When you're unconscious,
Well, I know I'm gonna take,
I'm gonna take back my dick while you're knocked out.
And when I run home, (when I run home)
Well I know I've got my dick,
I got my dick and it's my dick without a doubt.
I got my dick and it's my dick without a doubt.
But I would take 500 t pills
And I would take 500 more
Just to get back every inch of dick you stole from my before
[x3]
Where'd my dick go?
(Where'd my dick go?)
Where'd my dick go?
(Where'd my dick go?)
Where'd my dick, where'd my dick, where'd my dick, where'd my dick, dick go?
But I would take 500 t pills
And I would take 500 more
Just to get back every inch of dick you stole from me before.
;-; I'm sorry please forgive me
AnimalLover5006
Soooo I did something
Yh well the thing is me and my friends were discussing something on a fabulous group chat and it kinda lead to me writing a parody.... Of a parody? About a ftm trans person
Basically where'd my wood go/500 chunks that one Minecraft parody with the villagers so yh- btw it says the d word a lot I apologize
And also t pills = form of testosterone so yh
When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go find the dick you stole from me
When I wander
Well, I know I could have gone
I could have gone and got some therapy from that bee
And if I'm walking
Yeah, I know there's other dicks
But I want my dick! It.. it's my dick!
And if I'm farming
Well I know I wanna be
I'm wanna be the hot guy that's farming next to that gentleman over there
But I would take 500 t pills
And I would take 500 more.
Just to get back every inch of the dick you stole from me before.
When they're talking,
Well
I know that I will die,
I will die because you've stolen all my dick.
When they blow up, (blow up!)
Well I know I'm gonna hide,
I'm gonna hide cause being up there will make me cry.
When I'm searching, (when I'm searching!)
Well, I know I'm gonna search
I'm gonna search through everyone's pants
When I'm exploring
Well, I know I'm gonna find
I'm gonna find my dick, I'll even cross the sea
But I would take 500 t pills
And I would take 500 more
Just to get back every inch of the dick, you stole from me before.
Pt. 2 coming next
