What on earth are you doing here? There's nothing to look at. Get out. I'm serious. This is just an account. That's it. You can leave now. My stories are bleugh. They are to be forgotten. Much like this account. Now go. Press that return button and leave. Never Come Back. Because nothing here will ever change. 

Seriously. Leave. 












Are you really reading this still? 
















GO. AWAY. 










Bye then. If you're not leaving, I'll leave. 





UPDATE: I'm still by the fridge. Soon moving to the cupboard. And for the person still, here, go get yourself a snack.