Heya it's your senpai.... Eli. (Won't tell you how to pronounce that) See you guys will never know my real gender..... it's cookie. Oh no you found out my big secret.... 
Get on my level noobs 


I'm the best over hereeeee so play nice kittens.... or naughty..... (I think I'm drunk. Or high....) 

Let's go over some ground rules 

1. I'm all your your guys senpais 
2. I let the beat drop like old people with polio
3. I'm as straight as a my chocolate chip cookie... oh wait I ate it already it's just crums now 
4. I'm dirtier than dirt... but god made dirt and dirt don't hurt so bless this soul today (I need it)
5. I like food 
6. All hail plankton. Lol jk all hail meeeeeeee
7. You want to judge me? ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER? Well I don't have one so suck it... oh wait suck what?? Suck my arse 
8. Let's get this party started baby girl 

hey it's my bitc- uhh my bae... yea sure let's go with that.... (you know who you are baby) 
*dab dab dab* 
Turns on tøp let's get this Emo giddy up started!!!

I have a main bae, and a side one. Butttttt I like one more than the other..... he he he don't tell them.  

Love you all