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So I changed the chapter titles to reflect when I originally posted them. Just so you guys know, I'm going to have to rewrite all the shit chapters labeled "Old 2014" b/c I wrote them in my angst, cringey youth. It's almost 2018 and I'm literally moving to a huge, scary new stage in life, and my writing needs to reflect that change--haha yeah right, the old chapters are just shit, I'll write something better.