how fucking dare you, I thought we had something special. But no, oh no, you go and fucking break. Did all those times I bought you frozen yogurt mean nothing to you? I GUESS THE FUCK NOT!! SWEET FROG ISN'T FUCKING CHEAP YOU WHORE! DO YOU JUST WHORE YOURSELF OUT FOR FUCKING SWEET FROG?!?! HUH? GUESS SO! I DON'T EVEN LIVE NEAR YOU SO FUCKING SHIPPING COST FUCKING MONEY TOO! AND FROZEN SHIPPING? HAHA BITCH NEVER AGAIN! THIS IS OVER! TO THINK I COULD HAVE HAD JB, BUT I DIDN'T TAKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING DRUG ADDICT! BTW DID YOU KNOW HE'S LIKE FUCKING 20 NOW?!? LIKE WHAT BOY YOU'RE FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN ME??? ANYWAY, MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING SOON LIKE NEXT WEEKEND SOON, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOME MOTHER FUCKIN GIRL SCOUT COOKIES (I LIKE THIN MINTS) BUT IT WON'T MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU;VE DONE! BREAKING ME HURTS AND GIRL MY HEART IS BREAKING. ITS IN TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, NINETY-MOTHER-FUCKIN-TWO! BLAHBLEEPBLOOPBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE PROVED TO ME THAT LOVE IS A LIE JUST LIKE THE FUCKING CAKE? YOU PROBS DON'T EVEN GET THAT REFERENCE? LEMME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU. TO ME ITS REFERRING TO ONE OF THE BEST VIDEO GAMES EVER - PORTAL 2 - BUT IT PROBABLY MEANS SOMETHING SO MUCH DEEPER BUT I DON'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT - YES SHIT CAN FUCKING FLY! BUT THE CAKE IS A DAMN LIE AND SO ARE YOU! I LOVE YOU BUT I FUCKING HATE YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU BROKE ME TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO AND i'LL NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! NEVER ARGH! ONE DAY IMMA FUCKING STAB YOU JK LOL #NOLO IMMA JUST EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL! LOL
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