My favourite author is Dante, obviously...Though I'm also partial to the Russians. I'm very fond of music. All kinds, really, though I especially enjoy Mussorgsky and Stranvinsky or anything involving a violin. They're a bit dark no? I used to like opera, but I've mostly grown out of it. I have a low tolerance for hot climates. I've never enjoyed dessert thought I once loved cherries. My favourite colour is red. I often tale long walks in the woods to clear my head. As a result I have a unique knowledge of the flora and fauna of North America. And. I remember everything anyone has ever told me. I consider it a special talent. 
None of this is true :)