Great places to read:
In bed
On the couch 
In the bathroom ( not hygienic but whatever) 
In the car ( DONT read and drive kids) 
While walking to Mac Donald's 
At Mac Donald's 
While walking back from Mac Donald's 
In the bush ( You have gotten lost on the way back from Mac Donald's) 
On mars ( how did you end up here? Get back to earth) 
K whatever, block everything ( except for food) and everyone (except for your mum, she'll get angry)  out of your life and finish the goddamn book.