I`m 13 years old
I play soccer, basketball, and go swimming.
I`m No longer single. Sorry, girls(Especially Sydney because Kaila is a loony #NoMore#Chridney)
I love food just like my stepsister
I`m a male directioner and proud
I hate it when people call me gay because I like 1D. Unless they know my life story, they can`t judge me.
Im half American, half british (and my life is so messed up -_- )
Im a Grammar Nazi according to Andrea ( @Im_An_Awkward_Peanut / @Dont_admit_normality )

Go follow my stepsister and her friends
@Cookie_Kaila <-- My sis. Break her heart I`ll break your face. No joke.

@BeutifulGirls<--- her crazy bestfriend

@KayaDWilliams or @OneDirection_Minion <-- her cousin/bestfriend

@OllieeBear <--- another crazy cousin/bestfriend

They`re all crazy but I guess that`s what girls are like, now-a-days.

Go to the joint account me and Matty made and follow it: @AwkwardPeople
Matty`s account: @That_Boy_There

Kaila`s stepcousin: @Chelsea_Minion

My family: Mom/mum, Twin-Matty, youngest brother-Ben, Stepbrother-James, stepsister- Kaila, stepdad- Steven, stepbro-Luke, baby (half) sister- Natalie

Things I like in girls (turn ons): Sweet, funny, kind, clever, slightly crazy, light brown/blonde/strawberry blonde hair, green/hazel eyes, got a wild side, and like the colours hotpink/lightblue, and for them to just be themselves.
Things I dislike in a girl (turn offs): dumb, boring, burp, fart, too clingy, too annoying, dislike any of my family members, or if they`re fake. I hate hair dye (if it`s blonde hair-dye) I hate when girls wear too much make-up, when they wear super short skirts or shorts you see their ass, or if they wear push-up bras, I also hate it when they get fake tan, because 65% of the time, they look like they`d just been raped by doritos or from a family of wotsits.


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  • JoinedJune 29, 2013


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Annoying_Twin Annoying_Twin Sep 11, 2013 08:03PM
22 is such a over-used number now Taylor Swift has a song about being Twenty-Two. She has a song called 15 but that wasn`t over-used when she sung about being Fifteen.
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