Rules/Facts of Everything in General
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1. If you have to say I'm a nice guy, you're most likely not .
2. If your profile picture is anime or MLP, your opinion counts for 1/3 of a normal persons.
3. Telling women to have a nice day is sexual harassment.
4. Anyone who says I was born in the wrong generation is an ungrateful person and needs to be disposed of.
5. Christianity is a lie.
6. Donald Trumps opinion will never matter, along with all of the other people that are candidates.
7. People who finish tests before you are not more smart, but in fact more stupid because they didn't take the time to read the copyright infringement labels.
8. Number 7 is not always true.
9. I'm an awful person. Anything I say should be taken with a grain of salt.
10. Welcome to my account bois (and girls).
(Love you Papa Franku)
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Anonymoosetortoise
Apr 09, 2016 01:33AM
I've realized now that my book isn't being offensive at all. Really, it's just silly. I need to step up my games if I ever hope to make it to the leagues. My books next chapter will definitely be har...View all Conversations
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My story where I will be as dedicated as possible to being as offensive as possible. You have been warned.
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Majority of the things I say in this book are not meant to be taken seriously. So don't take...