Rules/Facts of Everything in General
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1. If you have to say I'm a nice guy, you're most likely not .

2. If your profile picture is anime or MLP, your opinion counts for 1/3 of a normal persons.

3. Telling women to have a nice day is sexual harassment.

4. Anyone who says I was born in the wrong generation is an ungrateful person and needs to be disposed of.

5. Christianity is a lie.

6. Donald Trumps opinion will never matter, along with all of the other people that are candidates.

7. People who finish tests before you are not more smart, but in fact more stupid because they didn't take the time to read the copyright infringement labels.

8. Number 7 is not always true.

9. I'm an awful person. Anything I say should be taken with a grain of salt.

10. Welcome to my account bois (and girls).









(Love you Papa Franku)
  • JoinedMarch 21, 2016


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