*:･ﾟ✧♡Anon 🦄💅🎀👛🩰🧁🩷🌸

To all my followers who grew up on Team UmiZoomi: I don't think we acknowledge enough what a good parent Bot is. Dude is RAISING Millie & Geo, and still has time to help out other kiddos

Hazbin Hotel AU for your consideration: Alastor's mother finds a way to visit Hell, meets Rosie, and the two fall in love.
          
          Alastor now has two moms, and isn't quite sure how to handle this.
          (How he reacts would depend on how he's written in the AU)

Happy Mothers' Day, chat!!!! My mom is awesome and I brought her breakfast in bed 
          
          Actual interaction between her and I while shopping:
          
          Me: This shirt is perfect! Oh, but it's a little expensive
          
          Mom: *glances at the tag* No it's not. Get it.

Scary writing prompt: At a certain age, you developed the power to be able to instantly tell whether an online video is real or fake. One day, you recall a seemingly CGI video that terrified you as a small child. When you revisit it out of curiosity, your stomach drops as you see that it's real.

Went out to record my front and back yards at night to see what wildlife I could spot! 
          
          Didn't catch the skunk I've been smelling or the nighthawk(?) I've been hearing for the past few nights, BUT.
          
          I heard something big rustling around in the backyard, and when I mustered up the courage to go and find it, my breath was taken away as I caught a massive, beautiful armadillo in my flashlight beam, digging away at the rich earth next to my grandpa's old boat he keeps out there! 
          
          Help me decide on a name for this glorious nature friend! I'm honestly very glad it was an armadillo. For those who don't know, they're very gentle, docile creatures, not like raccoons or opossums. (though I actually like those too)
          
          I actually haven't seen any armadillos since I was a little kid, and I've never seen one this big before, or gotten the chance to film one, until tonight!
          
          I also saw a pretty good size moth, but I don't know if I caught that on camera.
          
          Moral of the story, be very careful and non-disruptive, but also be brave when you feel like finding cool creatures (in safe areas)! Investigate that rustling in your azalea bushes!

Hey, Wattpad , kindly stop showing me other peoples' saves, that shit is NONE of my business

The annoying thing about hypothetically coming out as a sapphic to my brothers is that I can perfectly picture how they'd react, and it isn't bad, BUT if I went through with it, they'd have the pressure of keeping it a secret from my father.
          
          Don't be homophobic, it'll tear your kids apart.
          
          (For anyone wondering, my brothers would almost certainly be like ''oh...that's...weird, I never woulda guessed', get used to it after a bit, and then move on with their lives and maybe make the occasional joke)

Just successfully cooked something (kinda) on the stovetop, I am so fucking cool guys
          
          (I melted together chocolates from a bunch of fancy brands in a pot, mixed it, and poured it into a container to cool. Why? To create the Ultimate Chocolate Bar, of course)

Happy Easterrrrr!!!

Happy April Fools' dayyyy!
          
          Another year I pranked my family and didn't get pranked back, baby!