*:･ﾟ✧♡Anon 🦄💅🎀👛🩰🧁🩷🌸

Just successfully cooked something (kinda) on the stovetop, I am so fucking cool guys
          
          (I melted together chocolates from a bunch of fancy brands in a pot, mixed it, and poured it into a container to cool. Why? To create the Ultimate Chocolate Bar, of course)

Happy Easterrrrr!!!

Happy April Fools' dayyyy!
          
          Another year I pranked my family and didn't get pranked back, baby!

What the FUCKKKKK is WP's new notification layout???????

Happy St. Patrick's day!!!!!
          
          A few days ago, my mom took me to a garden shop where real Irish shamrocks were naturally growing, and I brought home a four leafer! I bless yall with the luck!

Happy international women's dayyyyy! Promote gender equality by slut shaming a man today!!
          
          (that last part was a joke, don't shame people)

Ain't no way I just made s'mores by roasting mini marshmallows over a literal candle flame and putting them with chocolate chips on graham crackers 
          
          Your girl's resourceful >:D

(Context for this: I'm homeschooled)
          
          Actual interaction btw
          
          My mom: So, what do you want to write about next for school? You can reformat that script you were gonna do
          
          Me:....Actually, I'm really passionate about my current fanfiction, and I'm worried trying to do something else will make my motivation fizzle out. *I proceed to explain that I have the variety of ADHD where doing a task is like pspsps-ing a cat over and trying to do something else will scare it off*
          
          Mom: Okay, well, I don't have to see it, as long as you're writing something. I know it'll be great
          
          
          Chat I love my mom so fucking much and I wish a guardian like her on all of you

Happy LATE Valetine's day!!

Happy Superbowl Sunday! To all my fellow non-sports fans: Treat yourself! Celebrate all the places being empty because ''normal'' people are home watching the game! Celebrate being #qUiRkY! 
          
          (This post is slightly satire, but seriously, don't let sports fans have all the fun! Life needs more excuses for us to treat ourselves! And, if there are somehow any sports fans reading this, I hope it's fun for yall too^^)