NO. NOOO. IM A DAY LATE. PLEASE FORGIVE ME PORK CHOP. okay okay. HAPPPPPYYYYYYYYY BBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. you are one of the best human beings on this planet. you're weird, funny, FABULOUS, and overall perfect. I totally fell in love with your face when we started talking. AND YOU LIKE X-MEN. HOW PERFECT. I love it when we talk, and im really grateful you were there to hear my petty xboyfriend rant. I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS I LOVE CATS AND SNICKERS BARS. THAT IS HOW GREAT YOU ARE. again, so sorry for being late but i hope you had the BESTEST (a word) BIRTHDAY EVER. YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING INTRESTACULAR (also a word) THANKS FOR LIVING AND BREATHING AND STUFF.