Look at this phonograph,
Every time I do I wind it up,
How'd this music get so good
Because this phonograph really should,

Look at this shower head,
best thing since these meds,
Look at this sliced bread, 
Put all my money into these,
Buy them oh God please
Phonographs and shower heads,
Are all these things I have invested all of my money in,
Please just buy something,
Kinda made a big mistake, 
Got nothing left my moneys flaked,
Ohhhwhoo oh God please