Hi there!
You must be lost.
Let me direct you back to the right path...
Oh, shit, sorry, that's actually the path to my fan fiction.
Did I say my? I mean some miscellaneous fan fiction that, somehow, found its way into my little area here.
...
You know what- I give up, YES that was MY fan fiction. I admit it. Lock me up-actually don't, I don't think I'd be able to deal with the lack of wifi and the prison food...
So...
Proper introductions are in order.
Deal with it. *insert swaggy glasses face*
I'm Another_Human_Bean , but you can call me Zoe-unless you're trying to tag me, because it wouldn't work-I don't think it would anyway...
Anyways, 
I write fan fiction and original stories, I tend to favour gay characters in my original stories.
If you aren't okay with the gay-get your homophobic ass out of my bio! Come back when you ain't homophobic anymore.
For anyone who associates under the ????️‍????, Welcome! I've been expecting you...well I haven't... but it sounds better than 'sup my rainbow dudes, dudets and non-binary peoples.'
Oh, by the way, I have an account that I share with my cousin, it's called @NandZstories go check it out if you want to check out some of our fan fiction!
I'd best be off, well, not really, but I don't want to say 'ya so I has a finger cramp so I'm off'
I'll be seeing you later-well, no I won't... you get the idea stahp judging meh!!¡!
- Another_Human_Bean