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Anakin that kills people!
Obi-Wan: Anakin! There's a dead Youngling at the Temple!
*points to dead youngling*
Anakin: Ohh! Hey! How did he get here?
Obi-Wan: Anakin what did you do?!
Anakin: Me? No! Um, I didn't do this!
Obi-Wan: Explain what happened Anakin.
Anakin: I've never seen him before in my life!
Obi-Wam: Why did you kill this person, Anakin?
Anakin: I do not kill people! That is my least favorite thing to do.
Obi-Wan: Tell me Anakin, exactly what you were doing before I got back from my mission.
Anakin: Okay so I was upstairs.
Obi-Wan: Okay.
Anakin: And I was reading a book.
Obi-Wan: Go on.
Anakin: And, um, this youngling walked in.
Obi-Wan: Hmm... okay.
Anakin: and well, then I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
*long pause*
Obi-Wan: Anakin, that kills people!
Anakin: oh, oh, oh wow! I didn't know that!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, how did you not know that!?
Anakin: Ya I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
Obi-Wan: What happened to his hands?
Anakin: What's that?
Obi-Wan: His hands, why are they missing?
Anakin: Well, I uh, Well I kinda, well I cooked them up. And ate them.
Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Anakin: Well, I was hungry, and you know when you well crave hands that's-
Obi-Wan: Why on Courascant would you do that?
Anakin: Well, I was hungry for hands, give me a break.
Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Anakin: I was having the rumblies
Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Anakin: That only hands could satisfy.
Obi-Wan: What is wrong with you Anakin?
Anakin: Well, I kill people, and eat hands! That's two things!