AnyonesCumsSlut

My birthday is in 3 days guys TvT

AnyonesCumsSlut

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Why do my parents INSIST on texting so ominously?
          Its like I'll randomly get a text from my mom saying 'Are you alone?'
          
          And its like UHH I SO FUCKING HOPE SO, IS THIS THE NEXT EPISODE OF TRUE CRIME?? WHY THE LITERAL FUCK ARE YOU TEXTING ME LIKE THAT??
          
          The worst experience of all is when I get a text from one of my parents saying 'pick up the the phone...'
          LIKE UHH NO. NO THANKS, I CHOOSE LIFE
          
          and its like MY BRUTHAA idk how to say this nicely, but the older generations have to catch up on proper texting etiquette cause it be like I text them that im going somewhere and theyll reply with 2 simple words 'be safe'
          
          UHH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT I DONT? SHOULD I NOT BE GOING? WHO SHOULD I BE SAFE FROM?
          
          Or ill be sound asleep cozied up in my bed and theyll text me 'get up, they are coming'
          
          LIKE MOTHERFUCKER WHO IS COMING? ARE THEY COMING FOR ME? WHY ARE THEY COMING? I DONT WANT THEM TO COME
          
          Its like PLEASE for the love of GOD will you please add some context for me? and dont even get me start when they text me 'we need to talk'
          
          I see that text and my heart immediately drops out my fucking ass I START THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING IVE DONE IN MY LIFE THAT THEY DONT KNOW ABT theyll text me 'we need to talk, come downstairs' LIKE I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ALL THAT LIKE WILL I BE COMING BACK UPSTAIRS? IS THIS THE END?

AnyonesCumsSlut

@Ilovesweets2000 BRO WHAT TIME IS IT FOR YOU WHY YOU ANSWER SO LATE AT NIGHTT
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AnyonesCumsSlut

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Dude my grandma and her boyfriend of 8 years and shit are at my house rn and they keep asking dumbass shit like 'whats the code for the door' LIKE HOE THERES NO CODE THERES LITERALLY JUST A RING CAMERA BRO
          
          I have to deal with them myself bc my older brother and dad are gone at work and school(ಥ _ ಥ)
          (I love my grandma bro Im abt to do everything she says even tho its annoying-)

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long time no see
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