Emil Williams

(Cuphead, not sure whether I like the game and hate the fandom or love the game and rage from boss battles. 

(My familly loves setting our gamertags as inside jokes, well, other than my sister. 
          
          (My older brother is blueprint because he overthinks things, my father is rigger because he builds things very easily. Mine is prussianblue because Hetalia plus my favorite color. My sister is flametheninja because she just likes fire. 
          
          (And my mom is debating making one 

Them: *compliments*
          Me: ohmygodwhatdoIdo, iveneverbeeninthissituationbeforeohmygodhelp.

(I found space mom
          
          
          (Where's space dad
          
          (This voltron child is going to spaz.

(Egan is five months old, so, let me do math here.
          
          America is 241 years old and is in his twenties. 
          That could give me a rough image that nations age one year for every ten, then stop at a given point. 
          This would mean that they age one year every 3,650 days. 
          
          In five months, they would be at 22.967... Percent.
          
          If you plug this back into the time scale,  this would make them around eight years old by rounding. 
          
          
          (This is all geometry has taught me. Finding the age ratio of fictional characters 
          

(Me, attempting to socialize with people:
          
          Me: hello
          Them: hi
          Me: oh s*it what now?))