Hello, followers... 
I am the Aphasic Author, but you can call me whatever you please.
 
Let me piss off some of you by telling you some information about me;
> English isn't my first language. (sadly)
> I draw like shit
> I want your soul
> I am 99.99℅ hungry 
> I need dem moniez for dem dayabeetuz
> I like turtles
> cat trash


Ah, well I ran out of things to say about me, so let's talk about you. 

Message me please, Mom thinks I don't have friends and I'd have to live in her basement forever.