I'm glad I ate my sandwich because I don't want it witnessing anything 😭"

"HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO YOU IF EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS DOING YOU HMM!?"

"Flipping over to my back, I put my hand behind my head and crossed my good leg over my bad. "Being a model, why?" I said awkwardly. Smooth."

He's like a car, just charge the ignition and he's like a stallion

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your boyfriend so old, his cum is corn starch"

Like me, I silently begged, love me too. 

he wants to fatten you up baby, Then roast you over an open fire.

everyone sucks in there own way

( ◕ᴗ◕)っ✂╰⋃╯

More expresso, less depresso

And remember kids,
 if the government says they wouldn't do that...
Oh yes they would

If there boring there boring

Thor: HE'S MY BROTHER!
Loki: Adopted

How about you sit down and shut me up?

its mother fucking go time

Mhm as straight as the American flag when its in the air

GAY🫵

https://youtube.com/shorts/c8J8ayKuLHc?si=utQAuu5DsH7aYFpH

This is supposed to be my vigilante arc🧍😔

My dark and emo stage🖤✌️

I need to wake up and get revenge on Shigaraki and all the villans💪

And most importantly...💥

I need to wake up so I can attract these bitches😘

And when I do..⚡

Ill use Rizz for All..🦅

100000%🥶

And I'll become Rizzuku.. Himdoriya 😎

But you all can call me..👀

The Rizzalante🗿

monomania

Aphmow2769

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myDearestCalamity
WHY DID I JUST IMAGINE HARRY DUELING VOLDY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY RAILING DRACO UHM 😭


Forgive don't forget kids