Socially Incompetent

Random head canon:
          
          So Lust is Lust, right? And the fandom has kinda agreed that Killer is a horny asshole.
          
          So obviously, they’re fuck buddies, right?
          
          WRONG!
          
          For some reason, they are the ONLY people they are not flirtatious, seductive, crude, etc. with AT ALL. 
          
          And there is absolutely NO REASON WHY.
          
          Not that anyone can figure out at least.
          
          You’d think, “Killer and Lust in the same room, oh stars the sexual tension and sex jokes will be unbearable.”
          
          WRONG!
          
          They are talking and doing anything and everything BUT something sex related.
          
          You think they’re gonna talk about the fun~ night they had? Hell yeah, it was a slumber party with snacks and pillow forts and philosophical discussions. 
          They're comparing dick sizes? No, they’re trying to figure out how to stop the hate and cruelty to “runts” of the litter. They just really like animals.
          Body count? Yup. They’re murderers.
          Talking about they’re type? Yeah, what type they’d have if they were a gym leader in Pokémon.
          
          No one knows why, they have such a weird relationship no one understands (it’s not romantic or sexual, not familial like a found family, not exactly besties but they’re friends???), never once have they talked to each other, their first impression and they just clicked, not a word was said and no sex was ever mentioned again after that.
          
          That’s just… how they are.
          
          Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

A promotive announcement to say I had started a challenge called “Weekly Underverse” where I update weekly with some sort of Underverse related content (Let’s be real, it’s usually Cross related) and I had just posted a drawing I did in the book! We’re 10 weeks in, go check it out if you’d like!! I explain it a bit more in the book but that’s basically the gist!
          
          Okay- that’s it. Love y’all bye :3

Redesigning my OC’s for the New Year and for one of them, I was going for androgynous vibes but still keeps the energy of past forms. but DAMN did I make them look gayer than I intended-
          
          (They’re aroace surprise surprise-)

Random headcanon:
          
          Cross can remember his past timelines super well. Like- extremely well. Like- photographic memory well. Like- he feels like he’s living those moments and that timeline again well.
          
          And he can’t conjure up those moments on command, but sometimes he will wake up from a dream where it was him reliving a timeline before he wakes up and is unsure of his reality. And sometimes he knows exactly what it feels like to die and experience a certain type of pain. And he could’ve sworn he just had royal guard training with Miss Undyne yesterday? And yeah I can tell you exactly everything down to a tee what happened that day before everything got overwritten. And I feel like I’m walking down those halls, through that house, in the streets, everything as if I was really there.
          
          And it’s not really important, but it is a little traumatizing for time to time, but it’s mostly fine and doesn’t affect him majorly on a daily basis.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE APPLE TWINS!! 
          
          I had a song ready for you guys but never got around to recording it sorry I’ll get it out for y’all sooner or later lol I thought I had more time…

May I present a new Cross sans nickname: Cranberry
          
          Context: I’ve started doing this bit where I combine two words Ex. “Thats so weird” Sweird. “That’s a big jacket” Backet. “Do you want some cooked macaroni?” Crackoroni. Etc.
          And there was one time where I was saying “Cross sans” and my mind just automatically went “Crans” and I was like “Oh, that reminds me of Cranberry. That could be Cross’s new nickname, like Blueberry, but for Cross!”
          
          Anyway, if you’re reading my stuff and find that I’m using Cranberry as a nickname for Cross, this is why.

Y’all, reading some Color and Killer shit and finding out some wack Killer lore
          
          (The shit with him having four stages!?!? I want to eat them. I want to gobble them up)

Trying to figure out Killers character
          
          I love a more fanon, soft, supportive, secretly depressed, silly, loud and obnoxious, yet also so charismatic and charming Killer that I usually portray in my Kross works
          
          But I also love a more closer to canon disturbing, plastered smile on their face, unable to feel anything and is just INSANE. No morals, no control, nothing. Literally just an emotionless killing machine/puppet and they’re LOVING IT
          
          But also following canon, I like a Killer fucking BREAKING and being so consumed by EVERYTHING
          
          Like- fandom is so nice and heals my soul. But canon is ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS TO WORK WITH! Are you kidding me!?!?

A canon, toxic Killermare story based off of Madilyn Mei’s “Partner In Crime” please *bats eyelahses*

*Shoves everything off a table* VENGEANCE SAGA-