Socially Incompetent

Reread Criminal Conflict and Criminal Boundaries and realized it was both not as good and better than I remember at the same time. 
          Lmao I love you Jess <33 would not be here without you, purplefluffball my diety what a fucking throwback.

Graduating on the first day of Pride month?
          
          Coincidence??
          I think NOT!!

There is barely any Undertale x Hadestown crossover content???
          
          This has to change.
          Next week. Weekly Underverse. Mark my words.

Every time, every year, it’s the same thing. 
          “Something’s happening on April 4th. I know it is, something’s special about it, I know there’s something going on April 4th. It’s important. What is it??”
          I think birthdays, I think holidays, anything.
          I know, when I figure it out, I’m going to hit myself over the head with a club.
          
          April 4th is Error’s birthday.
          
          Happy late birthday Walking windows visa. You’re old and I’m unconscious.

Random headcanon:
          
          Killer's Chara and Dust's Papyrus are friends, and their favorite bonding activity is tormenting their host.
          
          And they both hate Cross’s Chara (they'll say it's because he doesn't fit the vibe, doesn't have the bloodlust, all this and that, but in honesty it's because XChara is actually real-)

I miss drawing the dancetale AU 

Tea Leaves by Madilyn Mei but it’s sans and Papyrus as baby bones and it’s sung by Papyrus as a youngion about sans taking care of him while also dealing with his depression

Because I’m cold
          In this home
          That is burning to the ground
          
          The banging on the door 
          Oh stars, the noise won’t go down
          
          And my lover right beside me 
          Continues to sleep on
          Because in a matter of seconds
          It’s all gone
          
          The loss plagues my days
          Despite a kingdom that awaits
          
          I have duties, I have a guard to command
          A Queen, a prince, a right hand man
          
          —————
          
          Unfinished poem/song for @somegaymoth

Random head canon:
          
          If Killer really wanted to, they are SCARILY smart and skilled.
          
          Like- they don’t put on a persona or act like an idiot. Sometimes they do to annoy the others, but other times it’s a genuine dumbassery. A genuine incompetence.
          
          But when it really comes down to it, Killer is a fucking manipulative, skilled, genius. They know EXACTLY what they’re doing. They are not stupid, maybe the smartest out of the entire group if they really put their mind to it.

Random head canon:
          
          So Lust is Lust, right? And the fandom has kinda agreed that Killer is a horny asshole.
          
          So obviously, they’re fuck buddies, right?
          
          WRONG!
          
          For some reason, they are the ONLY people they are not flirtatious, seductive, crude, etc. with AT ALL. 
          
          And there is absolutely NO REASON WHY.
          
          Not that anyone can figure out at least.
          
          You’d think, “Killer and Lust in the same room, oh stars the sexual tension and sex jokes will be unbearable.”
          
          WRONG!
          
          They are talking and doing anything and everything BUT something sex related.
          
          You think they’re gonna talk about the fun~ night they had? Hell yeah, it was a slumber party with snacks and pillow forts and philosophical discussions. 
          They're comparing dick sizes? No, they’re trying to figure out how to stop the hate and cruelty to “runts” of the litter. They just really like animals.
          Body count? Yup. They’re murderers.
          Talking about they’re type? Yeah, what type they’d have if they were a gym leader in Pokémon.
          
          No one knows why, they have such a weird relationship no one understands (it’s not romantic or sexual, not familial like a found family, not exactly besties but they’re friends???), never once have they talked to each other, their first impression and they just clicked, not a word was said and no sex was ever mentioned again after that.
          
          That’s just… how they are.
          
          Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk