Miranda Black ~ Jade Kostbar

I'd say love is a joke, but my parents made me so idk anymore

Y'all might hate me for this
          
          Cats don't always land on their feet, anyone who says otherwise has clearly never seen The Lion King

Me: *listening to the teacher and not paying attention*
          Teacher: "Will you be my slave-driver?"
          Me:"....I'm sorry, Wtf?"

I'm being shipped with my crush, and he knows I like him, and we're both being yelled at..... Why is this my life?

So, um... I have a crush on somebody and it's hurting my soul cause the guy is one of my best friends, and now he's buying me things and calling me honey as a joke, why is this happening

You want to know someone who gave great hugs? George Floyd, I'm going to miss him

Hey, how's everyone?

Me just sitting here eating my chips and salsa for breakfast, watching the world burn

Ok, I just realized I have been on this app for 3 years on the first of February, wow......I never thought I'd make it this far in life, thanks for being with me on this rollercoaster called life

So, I almost just died