i stand on the mountain and look into the distant sky only to see a giant horse cock flying straight into my eye socket and i realize im not even standing on a fucking mountain its actually a giant tit just ready to burst with joy i try not to move because the nipple is sensitive but then i remember my legs are made out of flacid noodles omg i cant move and the nipple is shaking omg my palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy theres vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti i robbed a liquor store and felt my skin get more and more south american so i ran to texas and smacked my dick against a cactus and i thought this girl liked me but she actually liked my roommate so i full on slammed my face into a wall and turned into a ratchet elephant with a giant weave i grow carrots because they soften my asshole during labor