CrimsonWolfAssassin

Thanks for the follow your storys are the best

Ne,Author-sama what is the name of the Naruto story you wrote on uour other account? I like the story can you please tell me the rewrited book name?
          Thank you..

Snape: Headmaster, i'm afraid the dark lord has returned
          Dumbledore: Are you serious?
          Snape: no i'm severus

Harry: If you are called the dark lord, why are you so pale?
          Voldemort:

Ron: Where did Voldemort go?
          Harry: Nobody nose
          Voldemort somewhere: *sneeze* someone is talking about me not having a nose

Voldemort: I have a army
          Harry: We have noses

Ron + Draco + Snape in grandma clothes =
          Macklemore.

Elsa(from frozen): No one is getting married
          Hans & Anna: What? Why?
          Elsa: Red hair and hand me down clothes
          Elsa: He must be a Weasley
          Anna to hans: is that true?
          Hans:

a mudblood gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood's face, singing, 'got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place.'
          
          all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go, 'STOMP, STOMP, CLAP.' Repeatedly getting closer and closer to the pureblood
          
          and the pureblood's like, "holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something. AM I GOING TO HELL? I'M SORRY"