Wanna cut a sandwich but you can't afford knives? 
Use Mikey Way's jaw line
Wanna cut a bitch but don't have any nails?
Mikey Way's jaw line

Our lord & savior Gerard Way

                                   A S E X U A L S
                    Confusing the fuck out of your
                              Gaydar like a boss

Some people should use gluestick instead of chapstick. 

I pray for you..... cause I don't know how to do an Exorcism. 

Multitasking
(V.) screwing up several things at once

Three stages of life:
- Birth
- What the fuck is this
- Death

Mama we all go to hell
Expect Ray Toro
He is nice 
He can stay

I'm having brain cancer cause of Algebra. 


What's my favorite drink?
Bleach.

What's my hobby?
Complaining about life. 

There are some that are wise
And there's other that are otherwise. 

Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did Satan. 

When three people have sex it's called threesome. 
When two people have sex it's called twosome. 
Now I understand why they call you handsome. 

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. 
Be ready. 


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