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I need the gambit to my rogue guys. It is that deep. 

Le my DG fic will probably be separate in three books….
          
          Book one - Blue Bird : Origins (her origin story + first year ishhhh as blue bird up until Roy’s kidnapping) - would be the same length as the tangled prologue prior to TLT and SOM…. So 20 smth chapters
          Book two- Prey Bird (after Roy’s kidnapping, ends before s1) - this would prolly be the shortest from the series and more like a filler icl
          Book three - Apex Predator - s1-4 and POTENTIALLY a fourth book for time skips + one shots called “Golden Eagle”
          
          This would be a SLOW burn, like her and dick wouldn’t get together till book three, let alone be friends before than (ofcs they’re gonna meet but still)

Which nightmare scenario would you prefer? 
          
          Being queer in a small town where EVERYONE knows EVERYTHING so there’s only like four options for you. 
          
          OR
          
          Being queer in a city, but it’s known for being not progressive and there’s a chance you’ll get jumped for being queer. 

Being a symbolic fanfiction writer means that my current search history consist of looking up what the different mating rituals are between Robins bluebirds and Golden Eagles.  
          
          Anyways Dick Grayson fic in the process????

I love BatCat sm. Selina and Bruce, in my mind you ARE married and live happily ever after with an army of adopted children and at least 15 foster cats. 

If you ship BakuDeku AND Byler, and love heated rivalry for the wrong reasons, and constantly comment “good computa” on videos of gay couples, and call it Yaoi EXCLUSIVELY, I assume you fetishize gay men and gay men only. ESPECIALLY if you’re a straight and cis woman. 
          
          Honestly the HR point is the weakest one on that list icl. So if it’s 4/5 and you liked HR for the actual plot and not the sex scenes, it’s still weird you be acting like that. 
          
          Explaining for BKDK and Byler point: BKDK and Byler are both the most popular ships in their fandoms, and the biggest gay ships of 2025 on Ao3 and TikTok because of their finales being in the same year. However, one is rooted in a genuine friendship, misunderstandings, apologies and character growth while the other (as I’ve said SOOOOO many times) is bully x victim with touch of ableism and murderous intent, and poorly patched together with a single apology. 

Direct quote from TikTok: “Celebrities only talk about gay/trans rights and feminism to avoid talking about the things that matter”
          
          Did… Did they just imply that homophobia transphobia and sexism…. ISNT a big issue in our society? AND THAT SPREADING AWARENESS DOSENT MATTER?? Because last I checked, you could literally get fucking killed for being gay/trans and only in 14 countries do women have full rights. Not to mention hate crimes and sexual harassment and assault. 

Ngl I feel like we’ve been moots forever

Ik im like the biggest SabCar fan ever, but bro…………
          
          Point and laugh bro point and laugh. 
          https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxu9Pbr5/
          
          Like wtf is she pushing thats negative??? Like is it her costumes, because that makes no sense if you have a SINGLE original thought??? Tf???
          
          Anyways go donate to The Sabrina Carpenter Foundation, proceeds go to several charity organizations including:
          
          Best Friends Animal Society for helping dogs and cats find safe, permanent homes and ending unnecessary euthanasia
          LGBT National Help Center for providing safe, confidential peer support for LGBTQ+ people across the United States
          The JED Foundation for protecting teen and young adult mental health, building resiliency, and providing support after crises
          Papyrus UK for preventing youth suicide and providing vital mental health resources to young people in crisis in the UK
          Rainbow Railroad for helping LGBTQI+ individuals escape persecution and find safety around the world
          Transgender Law Center for advancing safety, freedom, and joy for trans communities through leadership programs and legal support

I like how humans have given different meanings to different types of animal shit. 
          
          Dog shit: something being/tasting awful 
          Horse shit: something that’s impossible/unbelievable 
          Bull shit: something that’s not true/a lie
          
          There’s probably more.