Hello there, I'm Dr. Tesla. A kinda-weird, kinda-smart, kinda-cute, cat-thing with some issues that make it difficult to bend the knee.

I'm a 24 year old software engineer, part-time novelist, PC gamer, war criminal, yaoi protagonist, nature lover, paleo nerd, history buff, swamp troll, craftsman and professional shitposter.

I love AI & ML, worldbuilding with deep lore and soft magic, old PC games, Sci-Fi/Fantasy books with deep themes & philosophy, and prehistoric megafauna.
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Ariador Ariador Oct 22, 2020 01:55PM
A couple notes because I kinda dozed off for a month:1.    I know I didn't upload any new horror stories for a couple weeks. I know what you're thinking: I didn't upload because I had a lot of colle...
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Stories by Jasper J. Tesla
A Spark in the Wind by Ariador
A Spark in the Wind
Though there has been mistrust between the Kingdom of Alinor and the Forest Kingdom for thousands of years, P...
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A Comrade's Tail by Ariador
A Comrade's Tail
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