Maria Swonger

I do not want to go to work, just sayin'

Starclan_Hufflepuff is my bestest buddy today

Five hours in the box today.  Wonder what silliness is on tap for me?

The girl child is feeling puny.  Hope she feels better soon.

The stupid are out in droves.  Especially the stupid talking on their phones.  No I don't care what Billy's baby mama said, do you want your discount or not?

My daughter has designated gravy as its own food group.  Just had to share.

My daughters toenails look like she could swoop down out of the sky and catch fish from a stream.  Alas, she has no wings.  Oh wait...she's a unicorn.  Maybe she needs a farrier.  Hahaha!!!

So while using the bathroom at work this morning, it was brought to my attention that using the toilet inconveniences my customers.  Specifically, they were already late to work, and the fact that i needed to poop only made them later.  Really??   Don't try to make your crappy (no pun intended) planning my problem.

I SHALL NOW SPAN YOU WITH SMILEY FACES!!!
          
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          Okay, this is starting to get boring.

Stuck in the stupid box until noon today.  Then home to clean up the blood from Polly the cat falling off the table.  My bathroom looks like an abattoir.