Arkenau

A deleted snippet from a werewolf fic I am working on -
          	
          	At first glance, one might think living with werewolves would be pretty exciting. After all, every movie, show, and story out there says it is. You'd be wrong, of course. Because, of course. For the most part, aside from that whole 'turn into wolves' thing, werewolves are people, as in, like you and me. Trust me, as fascinating as you might find someone on tv, in real life, they are boring as hell.
          	
          	Seriously, how many times can you hear about someone sniffing another person's butt that they shouldn't be sniffing before you flip the channel?
          	
          	Okay, so that might be a little more interesting than two blondes fighting over the same loser in a Laker's jersey, but you replace butts with kissing, and the principle's the same. You're still getting a lotta bitchy in-fighting and drama over nothing.
          	
          	Take for example, Shondra. When one needed a perfect example of the word 'Diva', she'd appear in a cloud of smoke and glitter.

Arkenau

A deleted snippet from a werewolf fic I am working on -
          
          At first glance, one might think living with werewolves would be pretty exciting. After all, every movie, show, and story out there says it is. You'd be wrong, of course. Because, of course. For the most part, aside from that whole 'turn into wolves' thing, werewolves are people, as in, like you and me. Trust me, as fascinating as you might find someone on tv, in real life, they are boring as hell.
          
          Seriously, how many times can you hear about someone sniffing another person's butt that they shouldn't be sniffing before you flip the channel?
          
          Okay, so that might be a little more interesting than two blondes fighting over the same loser in a Laker's jersey, but you replace butts with kissing, and the principle's the same. You're still getting a lotta bitchy in-fighting and drama over nothing.
          
          Take for example, Shondra. When one needed a perfect example of the word 'Diva', she'd appear in a cloud of smoke and glitter.

Arkenau

Poetry is  a collection of words formed by the simplest of minds to give the illusion of deeper thought and wisdom. Appreciation of poetry is the vanity of the deluded in an attempt to justify their lack of creativity.
          
          Bitchiness is the defense of the depressed in attempt to seem relevant.

Arkenau

Insanity flows from my fingers like drool from a dog at the height of summer. You won't find wisdom here, merely the last dregs of a mind never popular, but seeking to correct that. Love me!
          
          Earning your praise takes too long. How about we just give a little of it now, and I earn the rest in installments?
          
          My RTO thought that was a good idea.