*non-existence*

I'M BACK, CHILDREN.
          
          *goes back to hibernation for a few years*

Lol nope

As far as you know, I have no instant noodles. O.o

I have just eaten bad instant noodles.
          
          My life is over.

MY COMPUTER PICTURE FILE THINGIE ISN'T WORKING AND I CAN'T LOAD PICTURES FOR HOMEWORK.
          
          GAH.
          
          I CAN'T-
          
          I CAN'T-
          
          WHYYYY
          
          LIFE... APOLLO... DELPHI... BROCHURE... GOLDEN LAURELS... FROOT LOOPS
          
          Have a nice day.

My dears, @gowater is an idiot.
          
          Sighs.

We could have avoided this.
          We could have foreseen this.
          This could've been prevented!
          But no, due to our foolishness and stupidity,
          They've come.
          They've made their move, and now they're turning us into them.
          All of us, are slowly and painfully being turned into one of them.
          A washing machine.
          One. By. One.
          
          Join the movement against washing machines! They're evil, I tell, you, I just no they're plotting something.
           #saynotodetergent

@Hecate-713 YES. MY KIND OF BESTIE. DESTROY THE WASHING MACHINES!!!

I'M BACK, CHILDREN.

I know, but for what?