How come it's cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow humans whole, but when I do it, I'm the "antichrist" and I need an "exorcism"?

Arson's my name and fire's my game

Gender: who needs it?

Age: what the hell is that?

Single or taken: I got the greatest girlfriend I could have hoped for and I'm not giving her up anytime soon

What song is stuck in my head right now: Everybody Talks

I am a trash can filled with rats all in a trench coat, thank you and have a great fucking night