ArtIsEternalBitch

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// How it would go if Sasori met a duplicate of himself:
          	
          	Sasori 1: So you're me...
          	
          	Sasori 2: I see you can process information, well done Einstein, have a cookie.
          	
          	Sasori 1: Excuse me? I don't look like I have bedhead, ugly-ass.
          	
          	Sasori 2: You literally just insulted yourself, you circumcized shit.
          	
          	Sasori 1: You did unto yourself as well, as  I am you. 
          	
          	Sasori 2: I'm aware, but I'm not insecure about it.
          	
          	Sasori 1: Neither am I. 
          	
          	Sasori 2: Good.
          	
          	Sasori 1: Good.
          	
          	Sasori 1: HOLY SHIT, THE OTHERS ARE WAITING!
          	
          	Sasori 2: AH FUCK! WE'RE 3 MINUTES LATE!
          	
          	Sasori 1: COME ON THEN, IF WE DISOBEY TRAFFIC LAWS, WE CAN MAKE IT 10 MINUTES EARLY.
          	
          	Sasori 2: OKA- Wait, what were we going to do?
          	
          	Sasori 1: Uhhhhmmmmm, uhhhhhhh, mmmmm, shiiiiiiiiit
          	
          	Sasori 2: I want to dieeeeeeee.
          	
          	Sasori 1: Sameeeee.
          	
          	Sasori 2: Where were the others supposed to meet us?
          	
          	Sasori 1: The park, I think.
          	
          	Sasori 2: Ah, that's just a walk down the street.
          	
          	Sasori 1: Well, let's go then.
          	
          	*At the door, the tips of their index fingers brush, they look deeply into each other's eyes, as if time itself stopped.*
          	
          	Sasori 1: Such beautiful gray eyes...
          	
          	Sasori 2: You too...
          	
          	Sasori 1: Would it be incest-
          	
          	Sasori 2: It'd simply be masturbation, self love.
          	
          	Deidara: *bursts through the door, hitting both Sasoris* DUDE, THE PARK EXPLODED! IT WAS AWESOME!
          	
          	Deidara: Uhhh, I'll excuse myself.

-crypticlilies

@ArtIsEternalBitch LMFAO! I swear, you come up with the best things-
          	  I need this into a fanfic I'm honestly intrigued on how this is gonna end-
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v1ctorxst0ne

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Yo guys this is my newest acc im sorry I’ve been gone for so long I haven’t killed myself(yet). I got caught by my parents and everything was taken I got put on suicide watch for a hot minute shit was crazy. 
          
          There’s so much to catch up on yall can add me on this account cuz I can’t log back into this one. I made my current acc 2 years ago with the intention of updating yall but I didn’t have the balls to do it I felt awful. No more smut rp that shit is really embarrassing and thinking abt it makes me cringe. 
          
          I really missed yall while I was gone, confronted a couple of adults on here who chose to smut rp with me when I was 13 cuz that was fucking weird. PSA: if you’re an adult don’t talk about sex with children, especially if they’re mentally ill and need a stable support system instead of wattpad porn. 
          
          Life updates: I’m 17 now, have a girlfriend(she’s watching me type this out and says hi), I live her very much her name is Ivy and we’re perfect for each other and she’s saying “awwwww” as I’m typing this out. (She said she’s going to brutally make out with me and she’s going to cuck every one of you on here, she’s not joking.) I’m a lot healthier, my name is Apollo, I still go by he/him pronouns. I have very good friends and am doing well. Ivy says I should also say that I’m now more sigma. She also says “blegh”. She’s actually making me type this out cuz I don’t rly feel like typing out that much but I feel like an ass for ditching evb and she was sad reading evt.
          
          I have a different TikTok now, it’s JessePinkmanBiggestFan, my insta is JessepinkmanNumberOneFan. My new Discord is v1ctorxst0ne. I’m not very active on wattpad so yall can message me over on those platforms. I really appreciate the concern evb has had for me and I’m sorry that I’ve been gone so long.

ReiCorazon

@v1ctorxst0ne 
            Ohhhh! I see, I apologize for the reminder :(
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v1ctorxst0ne

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@ReiCorazon oh wow I remember who u were, that discord shit was insane and I pressed charges on the guy who was rping Itachi cuz he’s done awful shit to me. And ofc u can add me 
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ReiCorazon

@v1ctorxst0ne 
            Wow, it’s been like years- like definitely understand on why you had to go and be offline for a long while. I’m very happy you’re back though! You don’t have to apologize on what you couldn’t control, I understand<3 I as well matured through this years- Memory loss almost got to me on who you were for a second but I do remember calling you dad in Spanish (I’m not sure if you’re comfortable with that, if you aren’t now, I understand and apologize for the reminder) and you were once in disc with me but something happened to that account??? I don’t remember well, memory loss (and gaps) hit harder since that was the bad year for me
            Can I add you in disc if you don’t mind?
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Waffles_455

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It’s been a few months. April is coming up again. That will be year two without you lol. I still think about you all the time. I know the chances of you coming back to this silly old wattpad account is low. But maybe one day you’ll get curious and see if your account is still up and see all my messages.
          
          I used to message you every single day. I was counting the days and messages for a while. I lost count. 
          
          I seriously wonder if you even think about me. Do you even know I exist? Or was I just a random mutual on wattpad you liked to talk about anime with? I know we were friends once, but do I ever cross your mind when you’re putting frozen waffles in the freezer or toaster, or when you hear Panic! At the Disco and Fallout Boy? When you think about your chronically online days, do you think about me? 
          
          Are you even still alive? Your TikTok account is completely inactive. So is your Wattpad. I’ve just assumed the fucking worst at this point but if I ever find you I will probably cry tears of joy. 
          
          I don’t know what you look like, sound like, or how old you are. I’m not sure if you still identify as a guy. I don’t know what your favourite tv show is anymore, or your favourite artist. 
          
          I dunno. I love you and I’m sorry I couldn’t do more to help you 

v1ctorxst0ne

@Waffles_455 Hey this is my new account check the message I left on this conversation board
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v1ctorxst0ne

@Waffles_455 hey this is my new account check the message I left on this message board
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