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I just found out that you can get a nosebleed from blowing your nose too much. Wasn't a very nice experience to suddenly see blood on my handkerchief while blowing my nose because I'm sick af  ಢ‸ಢ 

You ever just discover an old draft you wrote and then be surprised by how good it actually is? Like, this could have been in a published book, and instead it's been sitting in an abandoned AO3 account for years???

Germany can genuinely fuck off. Like, why can I only change my name (My first name, not even my last name) if I have a serious reason??? Which *apparently* only counts marriage, divorce, adoption, or psychological distress (if the name is a reason for bullying or hard to pronounce/read)

Am I the only one that hates googling recipes and then seeing all of the answers being like "10 healthy recipes" "20 recipes to lose weight" "what to cook when you're on a diet!" 
          Like, fuck you, I don't give a shit that it's healthy and I don't want to look at your twenty different salads and tomato sandwiches. I want something fast to make that won't make me have to clean the oven, I don't care that I'm gonna gain a pound or two from it. I'm feeling depressed, have ten ingredients and no more than twenty minutes, I don't want something healthy, I want something that makes me happy to eat.

I did in fact transfer all my ao3 works over here :D

Thinking about transfering my works from AO3 to here but idk

Fun fact: I used to bind my chest, not with binders, not woth bandages, but with random shit I found, I sewed together a bra and t-shirt (I had no sewing experience and didn't look up a tutorial, basically winged it), it was super tight and I basically had no chest but I also wore it more than 8 hours, including for P.E, pretty pai ful at times, only stopped cause my parents found it and thought I had ripped a t-shirt so they threw it in the trash (wore it for at least a month tho). Pretty sure I destroyed my whole chest and ribcage doing that

My english teacher (who has been talking about me with she/her pronouns for the past 3 years) just talked about me with he/him pronouns
          
          I have reached the ultimate state of androgynous

Found out today that I've read a collective 56,763,812 words on AO3 in the past 2 years, that's not even counting wattpad or fanfiction.net
          At this point I might as well count as literature student.
          
          For anyone also wanting to do this go look at this reddit post:
          https://www.reddit.com/r/AO3/comments/iv5yn2/anyway_to_know_the_combined_word_count_of_the/

So i'm reading a story with 55 chapter and over 200k words and i wanted to check how far along i am so I was thinking "maybe i'm on chapter 10 if i'm lucky" well i was DEAD wrong, 35, i'm on chapter fucking 35, i have no idea how i did that