Art_H0e

You ever just discover an old draft you wrote and then be surprised by how good it actually is? Like, this could have been in a published book, and instead it's been sitting in an abandoned AO3 account for years???

Germany can genuinely fuck off. Like, why can I only change my name (My first name, not even my last name) if I have a serious reason??? Which *apparently* only counts marriage, divorce, adoption, or psychological distress (if the name is a reason for bullying or hard to pronounce/read)

Am I the only one that hates googling recipes and then seeing all of the answers being like "10 healthy recipes" "20 recipes to lose weight" "what to cook when you're on a diet!" 
          Like, fuck you, I don't give a shit that it's healthy and I don't want to look at your twenty different salads and tomato sandwiches. I want something fast to make that won't make me have to clean the oven, I don't care that I'm gonna gain a pound or two from it. I'm feeling depressed, have ten ingredients and no more than twenty minutes, I don't want something healthy, I want something that makes me happy to eat.

I did in fact transfer all my ao3 works over here :D

Thinking about transfering my works from AO3 to here but idk

Fun fact: I used to bind my chest, not with binders, not woth bandages, but with random shit I found, I sewed together a bra and t-shirt (I had no sewing experience and didn't look up a tutorial, basically winged it), it was super tight and I basically had no chest but I also wore it more than 8 hours, including for P.E, pretty pai ful at times, only stopped cause my parents found it and thought I had ripped a t-shirt so they threw it in the trash (wore it for at least a month tho). Pretty sure I destroyed my whole chest and ribcage doing that

My english teacher (who has been talking about me with she/her pronouns for the past 3 years) just talked about me with he/him pronouns
          
          I have reached the ultimate state of androgynous

Found out today that I've read a collective 56,763,812 words on AO3 in the past 2 years, that's not even counting wattpad or fanfiction.net
          At this point I might as well count as literature student.
          
          For anyone also wanting to do this go look at this reddit post:
          https://www.reddit.com/r/AO3/comments/iv5yn2/anyway_to_know_the_combined_word_count_of_the/

So i'm reading a story with 55 chapter and over 200k words and i wanted to check how far along i am so I was thinking "maybe i'm on chapter 10 if i'm lucky" well i was DEAD wrong, 35, i'm on chapter fucking 35, i have no idea how i did that

What's up bitches! Missed me?! 
          
          I kinda just abandonded Wattpad for AO3 
          Whoopsies.
          
          But dont worry ya'll are still my favs