Dear author.
Bots cursed you but I'm bored.
So, as a good reader and extremly bored person, I'm ready to answer them.
They're so stupid they make me feel intelligent.
"I'm bored... I'm not looking for troubles or anything but I kinda hope we run into someone who is."
May I, dearest, greatest, (shortest) author ever to be living on this earth spam u? :3