Facts about me:

-my name's Alyssa, the great potato and *coughs* the fabulous queen
-I'm sarcastic
-I'm a potato
-I'm sassy
-I'm not cute, I'm adorable
-I'm weird
-I'm quite deep at stuff so...
-I love Avril Lavigne
-I love Melanie Martinez
-I love Taylor Swift
-I love the walking dead
-I love Halsey
-Bitch, don't talk shit about me or I'll bury you alive
-I'm actually very boyish
-I love video games
-I LOVE FOOD BUT WHO DOESN'T RIGHT?!?!
-I love Pewdiepie
-I love my phone and wattpad (Of course)
-I'm addicted to my phone and wattpad and YouTube
-I love pixel gun 3d
-Is British (is from England)
-Loves my boyfriend which is Xavier, love you hot shot :)

SAY HELLO TO MY BEST FRIEND @SlizzieMilly

I LOVE HER AND SHE ALSO HAVE A PIXEL GUN ACCOUNT!

that's all my potatoes...or mash potatoes
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love you too princess!

Sup everyone?

Xavier here! I'm Alyssa's boyfriend! Yea, we share accounts because that's just how sweet I am!

I'm already taken by my beautiful weird girlfriend which is cute *gets smacked by Alyssa* *coughs* I meant adorable

let's get to the facts about me:

-Very good looking *winks and gets smacked in the head again*
-Sweet
-Annoying as Alyssa says
-Is very persuasive
-Swears a lot
-plays video games with my gf
-Addicted to food with my gf
-loves my sassy potato, Alyssa
-Definitely gonna be a model
-is British
-Living in France right now with bae
-has a pet dog, Winter, which Alyssa came up with
-is definitely new here
-Adorable af
-Is addicted to Gore and horror movies and games, seriously, I am not a pussy to be afraid of them
-isn't afraid of anything
-is the captain of the football team in our school while Alyssa...is the captain of the swimming team

that's all guys! be sure to follow us, vote and comment! We're currently creating a book called 'The story of my life' which consist of our love story, its true, we're not making it up. But let me warn you that it is cheesy and cliché...*winks and get smacked in the head by Alyssa again*