layne◬

Heyyyyyyy. For you have any good Ford x reader's? Im bored and need entertainment by hot, old men

I am living for the fact that everyone is crushing on Hugh Jackman rn he’s literally so fine this is what I’ve been sayyyiiiiinnnnnggggggggg

I am literally the Narrator and Tyler Durden simultaneously. (Doesn’t sleep anymore, overconfidence, sunglasses, cigarette craving 24/7, good fashion, depressive episode, crying just to sleep when I can) (send help)

I LOVE THE NEW PROFILE PICTURE AAAAA

Bradley Cooper is my motivation for learning French 

I’m in love with Bradley Cooper. 

I just realised him and Mads Mikkelsen have the same birthday (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) [im not okay]

Lost pretty much every irl friend, so you know what that means…?
          
          I’m in my Reputation, Eminem, “Better Than Them”, Come Back, Revenge, Hot Girl Era again 

HEY GUYS WHATS UP WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL 
          WE JUST LOST ANOTHER FRIEND BUT PLOT TWIST: THIS TIME, I CARED EVEN LESS
          ...φ(︶▽︶)φ…

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME GOD DAMN COMMITMENT???